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ANTZELA DHMHTRIOU

Kyria Dhmhtrioy, s' ayth th synaylia ta tragoydia poy eipate htan anekdota? - Oxi, kathe allo, htan poly sobara. (O dhmosiografos ennooyse an ta tragoydia den exoyn ekdothei)

Teleytaia diabazw poly poihsh kai o agaphmenos moy poihths, einai o Kazantzakhs. To thewrw ethniko mas poihth


Fetos to kalokairi eixa paei sthn Krhth kai eixa ena spiti me thea ton Atlantiko kai htan yperoxa


M'aresei na kathomai sto Soynio kai na agnanteuw ton Atlantiko

An sas proteinan na kanete mia tainia, poia tha dialegate? -Thelw na paiksw ton Titaniko, einai poly romantiko


Kyria Dhmhtrioy, diabazete?-Nai to kserw.

Re paidia den katalabainw Arabika, den eimai Arabida


-Aytes oi antigrafes kykloforoyn eurews -Sygnwmh kyrie Eyaggelate, ayton ton Ebraio, den prepei kapoios na ton syllabei;


Egw den exw pathsei to podi moy pote sthn Toyrkia. Mono sthn Kwnstantinoypolh phga


Doksa to Theo, eimai atheh

Thelontas na brisei kapoion dhmosiografo, leei: -Eiste anaidhs kai praos


Nai moy aresoyn oi Toyrkales kai oi Toyrkaloi


Egw enan anthrwpo fobamai sth zwh moy, ton Theo


Apo toys Galloys skhnothetes toy sinema, ksexwrizw kai thaymazw idiaitera ton Noybel Bangk


Me kathgoroyn oti den lew poiotika tragoydia. Dhladh ti na tragoydisw, Lorka?


Exw vraio ntekolte kai to deixnw, ti na kanw? To deixnv omws fina kai oxi fthna


Ta peiratika CD kykloforoyn sthn mayrh agora kai ksereis Niko, giati ta lene etsi? Giati ta poylane mayroi


-Peite mas pws sas fanhke h Toyrkikh koyzina -Den kserw, egw sto spiti moy exw Italikh


Se synenteuksh sthn Anna Panagiwtarea -Exete kanei kanena sfalma poy to metaniwsate? -Fysika. Se ayth th zwh kaneis den einai asfaltos


Den exw synanthsei atoma toy dikoy moy beggalikoys (anti gia belhnekoys)

-Kyria Dhmhtrioy, gnwrizete ton Pikaso? -Ayto to kitrino anthrwpaki sta Pokemon?


-Prin thn ekpomph phran thlefwno kai rwthsan pws se mia tetoia ekpomph exoyme kalesmenh thn Antzela Dhmhtrioy -Bebaia, afoy se tetoies ekpompes den epitrepetai na erxontai laika proswpa kai na syzhtoyn sthn strogylh trapeza

Kyria Dhmhtriou ti tha vrei kaneis ama psaksei sthn bibliothikh sas? -Mpa, mh nomizeis pws krybw ekei pragmata. Exw thirida sthn trapeza

Pame na poyme ena tragoydi poy apogeiwse thn kariera moy sto Nadir

-Eseis kyria Dhmhtriou thelete na kanete mia dhlwsh? -Bebaiws kai tha kanw. Giati na mhn kanw? Oloi kanoyne... egw na meinw adhlwth?

Epitelous as me afhsoyn na exw mia hsyxh kai proswpikh zwh

Eida sthn thleorash kati vrakosyllektes. Poly stenoxwrithika poy ftanoyn sto shmeio na psaxnoun sta skoypidia na vroyn eswrouxa

Eimai asfalth

H Ellada kai h Toyrkia, prepei kai mporoyn na enwsoun kai na dhmiourghsoun mia terastia dinamh


ELENH MENEGAKH

Einai tropos toy legontws

Prepei na kseroyme ti prepei na kanoume otan eimaste sthn paralia kai katw apo ton hlio, gia na mh kaoume kai mas feygoun kommatia tou swmatos mas apo to derma mas

Eks ap' anekathen h apo anekathen?

Oi arxaioi eks' alloy elegan "Nous igies, en swmati igio"

Poli kalos poihths o Gkatson. Na ton kalesoyme sthn ekpomph mas (exei pethanei)

Parte mas thlefwno gia na kerdisete mia egxrwmh koyzina

Leei ston Stelio Rokko, afoy tragoydhse to "Na m'agapas" -Wraio to tragoydi soy Stelio -Den einai diko moy to tragoudi. Einai tou Paulou Sidhropoulou -A, poli wraia Stelio. Na ton kalesoyme ki' auton mia mera sthn ekpomph (o anthrwpos exei pethanei)

Pernw kai antibiotika pou einai synaxoktona

Elate na kathisoume stous kanapeous (anti gia kanapedes)

Kala Xristoygenna kai eutyxismenos o neos etos

Phra kati anabrazontes bitamines

-H Antzela kiries kai kyrioi, bghke Miss Ellas to 1995 -Oxi, tria (enouse 1993) -A, tris Ellas?

Kai pws thn lene thn mana soy peripou?

Axou mwre, mh mou exete toso dynata to akoystiko, afoy kserete oti den eimai ths ipsilhs akoystikhs

Shmera o tritos tyxeros tha parei ena asyrmato forhth thlefwno

Se syzhthsh ston prwino kafe gia to nauagio toy Samina Express-Prepei kapoia stigmh na baloume to maxairi sto kokkalo -Twra poy eipate kokkalo, as ypodextoyme thn agaphmenh mas Befa, pou tha mageirepsei mia yperoxh soupa apo kokkala

Re paidia etsi opws eimaste treis, den pame na kanoyme ena ntoueto kai na tragoydhsoume?

H Befa htan etoimh na mageirepsei sykwtia -Kyria Befa, den prepei na ta kseplynoyme kala, na fygei olo to aima? -Ma Elenh moy, to sykwti mesa exei mono aima -Kai kreas den exei katholou?

-Apo pou maw thlefwnate? -Apo Skiatho -A, wraia... kai exoyme ena binteo gia thn Skopelo

Se diagwnismo opoy oi thletheates pairnoyn thlefwno kai prospathoyn na broyn to onoma toy kallitexnh apo to onoma poy toys leei h Elenh -Poia tragoydistria leei "Ta sentonia" -Tha apanthsw sthn tyxh -Mprabo h Bissh e;einai

Ston Themh Adamantidh -Pou doyleyeis fetos? -Sto Egnatia -Me poion? -Me thn Xristina Farmakh -Aaa, wraia. Dwse ta xairetismata mas sthn Elenh Papa

Ax Antzy, poli moy aresoyn ta mallia soy etsi opws einai traganista

O diskos toys Noth Sfakianakh egine dio fores platinenios kai emeis na euxhthoume sto Noth, na ginei o diskos toy epta fores diplos

Agapousa poli to sxoleio otan hmoyn mikrh kai hmoyn kai poly kalh mathitria -Se poio? -Sta mathititika

Ta mallia ksefloudizoyn grhgora me ayth thn xrwmobafh

Se parakalw xamhlwse ayth thn fasaria

Sto stountio briskontai tria zeygaria xoreytwn kai leei -Ma kala, egw perimena ena zeygari xoreutwn, oxi eksi

Paizontas ena paixnidi sthn ekpomph, sto opoio eprepe na mantepsei kati poy periegrafe ena mikro paidi -Ti einai aspro me kokkino sthn mesh? -To aygo

Na perasoyme twra se diafhmistika paixnidia

Kai twra as perasoume sthn epomenh paixnida mas (anti gia paiktria)

Ta eptanhsa nisia...

H shmerinh nikhtria tou diagwnismou mas einai h kyria Fwteinh apo thn Neapolh Lapwnias (anti gia Lakwnias)

To paidi ths ageladas.... ageladopaidaki

-Exoyme twra to ntermpy Olympiakoy-Panathinaikoy -Pali paizoyn aytoi? Prin kati mhnes den eixan ksanapaiksei? -Elenh moy twra paizoyn gia to prwtathlima, tote epaizan gia to kipello -Kala den dinoun to idio kipello sto prwtathlima?

Ma kala oi kaliteroi podosfairistes den einai Brazilianoi? O Marantona apo ekei den htane?

Se anoixth akroash me kapoion omogenh sthn SoyhdiaQ -Twra mas blepete zwntana h einai binteo h ekpomph?

Elpizw na ta kataferete na mhn exete agxos mexri thn hmera ths sigkekrimenhs bradias

Exw stithei kai perimenw na parw ton epomeno kalesmeno mas

Leei gia ena skylo pou brhke eksw apo to spiti ths -Htan toso peinasmeno kai adynamo poy den mporoyse na stathei sta dio toy podia

O antras den einai anagkh na einai poli wraios, arkei na einai erwteusimos

Thlefwnhste twra sta ekseis thlefwna gia na kerdisete dio thletheates aksias 500.000 draxmwn

A, to eida kai egw sto radiofwno

-Simfwna me mia ereuna, oi Ellhnes kanoun erwta 115 fores to xrono -Nai e? 115 fores stis 365 meres... diladh poso? Kathe mera?

Se apogeumatinh ths ekpomph -Twra den kserw ti na pw, kalhmera h kalhspera? Den exw ksanaiparksei to apogeuma

Kai apo ton Ricky Martin perasame ston kauth Marth

-Kai epishs tha ithela na tonisw oti den prepei pote na katapinete to sperma ston stomatiko erwta -Pw pw, alitheia? Den to iksera!

-Pws se lene? -Iolh -A, vraio onoma. Kseno einai?

O ANT1 prospathei na anadeiknysei nea talenta

-Poso irthe to mats Olympiakos-Panathinaikos ? -0-0 -Kai egw nomiza oti irthan isopalia

-Xristos Anesth -Epishs, epishs